Dutch Poutine: A Recipe That Was In My Dream Last Night

Last night, in the middle of a dream about something else entirely, I ate a meal called "dutch poutine." Here is the recipe-- which I have not prepared, because, well, I literally just dreamed it up last night.

In my dream it was good though.

Ingredients:

Procedure:

  1. Fry or air-fry french fries per the instructions on the bag.
  2. Prepare the hollandaise sauce per the instructions on the sauce packet.
  3. In a small frying pan, prepare the egg sunny side up (fry one side, then remove from pan without flipping).
  4. Place fries on plate.
  5. Place egg on fries (yolk side up).
  6. Drizzle hollandaise sauce over the fries and egg.
  7. Dust with smoked paprika.
  8. Eat. Drip fries in egg yolk.